Bae Yonce

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Once upon time there was an old superstar, queen named Bae Yonce. She lives in Miami and had always wanted to ride her surfboard; unfortunately she couldn’t because she was always cold and kept getting leg cramps when she would get in the water. She also couldn’t wear her favorite bikinis because she had gained weight around her stomach, she had developed cankles, and her flow was too heavy – she never knew when it was coming, it was too irregular. Due to these unfortunate events she wrote her international hit song “Drunk in love” to get through this hard time in her life. She always used to sing, but now when she sings she just sounds drunk. All of which furthered her depressed feelings. The nurse assesses the patient and determines that she is experiencing the classical symptoms of hypothyroidism and begins to prepare her for a radioactive iodine uptake test and a thyroid scan. As a result of the actions the patient can’t eat for 8 hours! The nurse suspects that Bae Yonce has to take levothyroxine for the rest of her life. Bae Yonce thanks her nurse and hopes to return to riding her surfboard.